It’s not my usual approach on Christmas Eve, but I have a joke for you. It’s about a time when Jesus and Moses went golfing. They come up to a hole that has a pond in front of the green. It’s a long shot to get over the water. But Jesus says, “I saw Tiger woods make this shot with a 3 iron. And Moses says, “Jesus, no disrespect, but when it comes to golf, you are no Tiger Woods.”
But Jesus says, “Moses, you’ve got to have faith,” and he tees up a ball. Jesus swings his 3 iron, and lo and behold, the ball lands in the pond.
Moses says, “I got it,” and he walks down to the water and raises his club and the waters part and he plucks the ball up off the now-dry land where water once was. He returns the ball to Jesus, but says, “Use a floater next time. I don’t know how many times I have that in me. Better yet, use your driver.”
But Jesus says, “No, if Tiger Woods can do it, so can I.” So he tees up another ball. And again, it falls short of the green, and splashes into the water, and is floating there. Jesus looks at Moses and sighs, and says, “I’ll be right back.” And he walks down to the pond, and because he’s Jesus, he walks across the water to retrieve the ball.
Just then, two golfers playing behind them are approaching the tee, and they see Jesus walking on the water. And one of them exclaims, “Jesus Christ! Who does that guy think he is?”
And Moses says, “Yeah, that’s the problem—he thinks he’s Tiger Woods!”
At this moment, on Christmas Eve, when we have heard the beautiful old story of the incarnation, of Love coming to life, the child of God being born to humble and ordinary parents in a dusty, out of the way place, attended not by the beautiful and important people, but by shepherds and animals, I need to ask you: “Who do you think you are?”